South African expressions can leave some English speakers - lost. While it does vary a little from region to region - some regions use proper British English without fail every day, while others speak 100% Afrikans 100% of the time. Most everyone, though, speaks and understands a mixture of both.
Instructions: Choose the answers that you would use. Or, if you feel up to it, see if you can fake out the quiz to see how South African you COULD seem. In any case, have fun and share your results with your friends!
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Your best friend just met "the one". What do you say?
You ask your coworker if she has seen your glasses anywhere, and she tells you that they are on your head. You exclaim "I am such a ________ "
You are with your friends, and for no reason you break into song. When your friends ask why, you say "________"
Your neighbors are having a raucous party. You tell your housemate that it sounds like they're having quite a ________
After a late night and too many glasses of wine, Hector woke up with a ________
I told my Lisa that I went dancing at a new club downtown, and she said " _________ , you're not even 21!"
Your mom wants you to come over for dinner, you tell her you will come over ________
When I told Brianna that Healthcare would probably be repealed, she replied "________".
When Mary told me she preferred the theory of a Holographic Universe over String Theory, I replied with "________ "
When I asked Tim about his first love, he just said "________".
"Wow Uncle Jim, that was some ________ apple pie"!
I was coming down with the flu, so I asked my mate to get me some ________ .
I was racing to the game after work, but the ________ were conspiring against me.
Mark kissed me without asking, so I gave him a huge ________ .
Kim introduced her closest ________ to me after the game.
You are wearing a new pair of jeans, and your brother says you look ________
The 9 year old boy next door is shrieking outside whilst playing with his friends. You want to go over and yell at him to shut up, but then you remember he is just a ________
Your girlfriend tells you that you are going out for dinner, so put your nice shirt on ________
The cops ask you who you were talking to on the street earlier, and you say "Just some ________ ."
Your brother eats his ________ with mayonnaise.
Joe asked the class if they wanted to go to the beach for a field trip, and all the students shouted " ________ "