Great Britain was populated by ancestors to modern humans 800,000 years ago. Other hominids also migrated to Britain from other lands. Neanderthals were the dominant humanoid species until 40,000 years ago. People were largely tribal until the arrival of the Romans in 50 B.C. Independent British Royal rule finally took hold in the 15th century. British power grew as they conquered lands and peoples overseas, eventually controlling 1/4 of the world!
Instructions: Most questions have several correct answers, choose the term that you would most likely say.
When someone becomes very upset, you would say he...
Unleashed his monkeys.
Lost his cool.
Flamed his drapes.
Did his nut.
You are off to play soccer. You say to your mum...
Heading out for football, mother!
Going to play some footy!
Heading out to soccer!
Off to the greens!
If something is awesome, you exclaim...
You think you're coming down with a cold, you tell your boss...
I am sick.
The dribbles are attacking.
I'm fogging out.
I'm feeling really grotty.
At the end of a great date, you tell her/him...
I'll call you.
I'll ring you.
I'll give you a whalley.
I'll give you a tinkle.
If you think someone is "the best!", you say...
He's the mutt's nuts
She's the dog's danglies.
If someone can't mind their own business, you would say...
He's all up in their wax!
He's such a curtain twitcher!
He's such a nose ointment!
She's such a Kravitz!
If you're going to go out and party, you'd say...
We're going out on the tiles!
We’re having a right old knees up!
We're out on the lash!
We're going to paint the town red!
When you're kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend, and mom comes into your room and asks what you are doing, you'd say...
Sweet Fanny Adams!
Minding the chaplain's baby!
You've had a couple of pints, and have to go to the bathroom. You'd tell your mates...
I've got to see a man about a horse.
I'm going to spend a penny.
I'm off to shoot the cake.
I'm going for a slash.
You are trying to get into an exclusive club, but the bouncer kicks you out because of your fake ID. You later tell your friends...
I got tossed like a salad.
It all went pear shaped.
I was busted.
He ended my Bond moment.
Uh oh, you find out your boss saw you at a restaurant when you had told her you were staying home because you were sick. Your friends would say...
That blows chunks.
Your sister has an IQ of 172 and prefers to stay in the basement programming new apps and playing "Call to Duty" instead of hanging out with real live people. You would tell your friends...
She's a total geek.
She's a creaker.
She's a complete nerd.
She's such an anorak.
Your best friend is about to throw up, you later tell your friends...
He was going to blow chunks.
He was going to erupt bile.
He was on the chunder bus.
He was going to puke.
It's your wedding day, and it starts raining. You would say...
It's Sod's Law.
It's Murphy's Law.
It's the Queen's tax.
You are ready to propose to your beloved, but your Ex shows up and starts crying and screaming at you. You would think to yourself...